More election thoughts

I was looking at a photo of the democratic candidates for President, when it struck me that there's an advantage to being a female candidate. It's a small one, and there are certainly more disadvantages than advantages, but the advantage I see is not insignificant: it's in the clothes. At events, when camaras are likely to be there, Male candidates are expected to be in Dark suits, while the fashion choices for women are far more wide-open. Seems silly, I know, but when all of the men are in matching dark suits, and the female candidate is in a Bright Orange Pants-suit type female office wear, it makes her stand out. The other candidates become her Pips, while she's Gladys Knight, you see?

Then, again,I can be persuaded. It just takes some effort. In that spirit, I've got a suggestion for a speech for Barack Obama (or, any other politician with the guts to say the same message):

For the past few months, I've been a candidate for the office of The President of the United States of America. For a few years before that, many people have been calling for me to run, based upon the very strong speech I gave at the last convention. In my official role, representing the people of Illinois, I've done as good a job as any other representative, perhaps even a little better. But, my unofficial role has grown enormously. At this point in time, I'm supposed to represent Black People, Young People, Disenfranchised Voters, and Anti-War voters. That's an extremely tall order for anyone, let alone someone of my limited experience. In fact, that inexperience has led me to make some mistakes in my campaign. But, my mistakes have been no greater than those mistakes made by far more seasoned politicians, and I have a way to correct those mistakes. I recognize that I am only a man, and a young man for the role I seek to fulfill. In that recognition, I have advisors. That situation will not change. If you choose to vote for me, you are not voting simply for Barack Obama. You are voting for a team of politicians and advisors with varying levels of experience, that taken together, adds up to a formidable number of years spent in service to the American public. I am just the public face of that organization, chosen because I look good, and I can deliver a speech better than any of them can.

Now, this is no different to any of the other candidates. Especially Ms. Clinton. I'm referring to her as "Ms. Clinton" because that's how you see her. You don't see her as a senator with little more experience than I have. You see her as the former First Lady, married to a popular former President who still commands enormous respect, and affection. Furthermore, in that role, you know how much she antagonized the more right wing elements of the Republican Party, a group you believe has screwed you over mightily, between stolen elections and private wars fought on the public's dollars. You also know that she's a strong woman, so you call her "Ms." Not "Mrs.". But the difference between Ms. Clinton and myself is that I am now showing you behind the curtain. I am willing to be open about who I have working for me, and who I would like to work for you. Another difference is that not only do I antagonize the right wing, I do so by my own merits. I'm Black enough that they hate me. I have a Muslim-sounding name. They hate that, too. I won't vote for their plans, and with a democratic congress, I won't have to veto them. This country is already headed for a different direction than it has gone. Putting in another Clinton will only be an attempt to steer back to a direction that has failed.

But, I'm not just running against Ms. Clinton. I'm running against the Republican candidates, most of whom support both the War in Iraq, which is now a civil war, so the comparisons to Viet Nam have never been more apt. Many of them support torture, as well. Oh, sure, they'll dress it up in fancy language, but that's what they're saying, and you know that as well as I do. They support torture even when it's been proven time, and again, to give us faulty information. Well, consider that faulty information gave us the attacks on September 11, 2001 and faulty information has prevented us from either bringing those responsible for those attacks to justice, or bringing those to justice who have perpetrated other attacks, like sending Anthrax through the mail. Boots on the ground serves us well, but negotiations serve us better. Some of these candidates have a hard time believing that the Earth is round, let alone believing in the ability to negotiate a country away from disaster. Please also notice than where I am trying to make my campaign transparent, some of them have quite a bit to hide. Mayor Giuliani has tried to claim credit for rising to the occasion of the attacks of September 11, but the real heroes there were the firefighters, police, and service personnel of New York, New Jersey, Washington DC, Maryland, and Virginia, as well as the thousands of volunteers who came to help. John McCain used to ride the 'straight Talk Express' as a maverick, but for the past 8 years has trailed behind his rival George W. Bush, like a puppy trails its master, and all for the easily seen payoff of a Presidential bid as a party loyalist. Mitt Romney doesn't seem to know what party he belongs to, nor which religion is his, but I know both: He serves himself, and will suit his persona to fit the audience, in order to serve his ambitions. While these are all worthwhile men, they are not worthy to be President.

 Even more important than our foreign policy, and the character of the candidates, is our environment. If we threw as much money into trying to curb Global Warming and the destruction of our planet as we have thrown at an unwinnable, ill-advised war, we would have far fewer worries about the health of our children. But, if we aren't even concerned enough to pass legislation to help insure our poorest children, we cannot be trusted to live on this planet, let alone run it. Ms. Clinton has a plan, but that plan has less of a chance than the current plans had of passing, veto-proof, into law. For this, I do not blame Ms. Clinton. I blame you. You, voters, should be rioting in the streets, demanding that we take care of our health, and take care of our environment before we take care of Haliburton or Countrywide. The panic shouldn't be over defaults on mortgages, but on the default on the promise to insure domestic tranquility. So, yet another plan stands no chance, unless you make it known that you want it to happen, with no uncertainty. My plan is your plan. If you choose to do nothing, and wait for the end, I'll look dignified as I wait with you. But, if you want something to happen, come forward, and I'll march with you.

To sum up, I'm young, tall and charismatic, but that doesn't matter as much as it matters that you have a President you can trust, with a team you know and understand. No more backdoor deals, and no more lies, and no more evasions. I will respond to what you request, because that's what Politicians do. How I go above and beyond that is by telling you these things that you already know, but no other politician will admit.

There. Do you think it has any chance of happening?